Item! Have been obsessed with deadmalls.com this past week. The ironic thing about this site is that there hasn’t been very many updates to the website since 2005/2006 so the site is sort of a dead mall in itself. It is fascinating site to read for someone, like me, who has moved around alot and has actually been to many of the malls listed.
Item! If I were going to join a fictitious criminal organization, I would join Hydra, the evil criminal espionage organization from Marvel comics. Mainly because when a Hydra agent gets uncovered they shout “hail Hydra!” and some other deathless phrase like “if you cut off one head another grows back in it’s place” before committing suicide. Now that’s dedication! They must have a really terrible severance package to inspire spontaneous suicide like that.
Also the leader of Hydra is a bald german war criminal named Baron Von Strucker. He has a monocle!
Item! You can learn lots of things on the street except for one thing: why auto makers don’t sell cars colored shit brown like they did in the 70′s. You have to ask an auto dealer about that.
