1. I know that I was bitching about the schizophrenic winter weather here in Virginia last week but as some of you have personally informed me that winter weather is schizophrenic just about everywhere. I suppose I can blame the fact that there isn’t a such thing as stable winter weather on global warming. Or it’s just that winter weather has always been sort of schizophrenic and I was never cognisant of this fact until recently.
2. I heard someone exclaim this weekend that it was “colder than a witch’s tit outside.” Which is weird because I have also heard the expression that “it’s hotter than a witch’s tit outside.”
So which is it then? (By “it,” I mean the average temperature of a witch’s tit?) Is it usually hot or is it usually cold?
Or is one tit is hot and the other cold simultaneously? If so, which tit is the hot one and which tit is the cold one? Does the side of the body where the tit is either hot or cold a constant amongst witches? If so, who did the research on the matter?
Or does the temperature of the witches tits vary amongst the season? Say cold for winter or hot during the summer. Or am I just thinking about this subject WAY too much?
3. I think this could be the workings of a great stand up comedy bit though, don’t you?
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Some dumbass only used part of the phrase, thus confusing you. It’s supposed to be “It’s colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra.” I’ve never heard it in the hot context. Theoretically, the brass bra (derived from the “freezing the balls off a brass monkey” phrase – you know the derivation of that from dad, right?) gets cold, and consequently, the flesh of the witch becomes cold as well. As you can imagine, this would be a remotely funny way to describe the level of coldness. However, some retards have contorted the analogy so that it no longer makes sense. Not that the original made much sense anyway.