1. I am in shock and deep mourning. Yes, I had found out, as all of you did last week, that the greatest comic book character ever, Black Bolt, King of The Inhumans, had been secretly replaced by a evil, shape shifting alien Skrull in The Avengers: Illuminati issue 5. NO!!! Please, say it ain’t so, Joe! (Quesada, editor in chief of Marvel Comics.)

Man, this comes as a total blow to my self esteems. Black Bolt is the awesome-ist character, like, ever. I mean, Black Bolt is so powerful that even the tiniest whisper uttered from his lips can level entire cities. If that isn’t enough to sway you, he also wears a tv antenna sort of thing on his forehead, so, how could he not be the awesome-est comic book character ever?

Though I have to admit that I should’ve seen this Skrull infiltration earlier, because the true Black Bolt wouldn’t have gotten his ass handed to him by the Hulk in World War Hulk issue one. That fight was totally bogus.

2. Listen, if you are ever going to remodel an old house, PLEASE, for the love of god, make sure you spray for insects and other assorted pests around the house and clean up the inch high pile of bird shit in the attic before you send for any construction workers and especially, the HVAC people. Some of you people are fucking retarded if you think that I’m going to work in that mess. Ridiculous.

3. I saw some total cheese-headed douche bag driving a Ford Probe blaring the new Shellac album on his tinny sounding sound system today. I like Shellac and all, but seeing Marty McFly listening to Shellac made me like them just a little less than I had before. Don’t you just hate it when this sort of thing happens?

jareddriskill